my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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