Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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