so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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