you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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