I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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