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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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