Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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