Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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