Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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