Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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