I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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