he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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