Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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