I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
