New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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