You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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