I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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