My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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