Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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