this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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