I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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