Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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