They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she looked like the before picture.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
try to milk me bitch
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