yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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