I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I touched a dick in church today
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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