We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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