office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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