Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize