I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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