One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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