i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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