you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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