3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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