woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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