are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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