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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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