the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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