the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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