Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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