We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
did you just send me my own nude
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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