I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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