If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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