i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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