do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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