Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
