We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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