so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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