a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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