I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
love makes seman taste better
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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