is your mom at the bar?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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