She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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