love makes seman taste better
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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