omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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