8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We need to get me chipped asap
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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