Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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