so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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