just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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