I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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