Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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